Error!

That's funny - there seems to be something wrong with the page you are searching for - have you mistyped the address?

Here I am, with a brain the size of a planet, and all I have got to do every day is call up web pages, when others get to solve complex scientific problems and discover the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Oh well, what can you do?...

... taken for granted all the time, toiling away in the corner of the office, day after day, not appreciated, not even noticed until something goes wrong, like the page is not there!

It's not my fault this time, the link has not been updated or the page removed by someone, or the code is wrong, or you have been given the wrong address or a thousand and one other reasons why it will not work, but I bet that I get the blame anyway!...

... if I was you I would use the home page link and then go from there ...

... I'll make sure that you get there...don't you worry

Take care and put in a good word for me and they might move me out of the draught from that window ...

... but that is another story, don't get me started on that ...it plays havoc with my joints you know...it's so depressing!